I have decided I no longer want to be an adult

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
04/25/2014 at 16:39 • Filed to: None

So I bought some Skittles and then played separate them by color like a 5 year old.

Can I go home now?

DISCUSSION (42)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:40

I was like "holy fuck that's my keyboard"

jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:41

Haha, Are you at work?

I brought my coloring book and apple sauce today. Yay!

ddavidn > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:41

Is that not how adults eat skittles?

I mean... yes you're a child... this proves it...

TurboSloth > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:43

Segregation is bad. Mmkay?

Kinja'd!!!

camaroboy68ss > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:43

I think that just shows you have OCD.

ly2v8-Brian > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:44

Not until you cram them all in your mouth at once.

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:45

Once upon a time, I took a bunch of acid at a school function and had to perform this task to prove a point I do not remember. Good thing those days are behind me...but thanks for the flashback

CAR_IS_MI > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
04/25/2014 at 16:45

I know. I stoled it

CAR_IS_MI > TurboSloth
04/25/2014 at 16:45

Shut up and get in this line alphabetically.

CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
04/25/2014 at 16:46

I am actually wearing my lunch thanks to a chair malfunction, but it plays into the whole 'not being an adult' thing

Spoon II > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:46

I must taste the rainbow immediately! *runs to store*

cazzyodo > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:47

I may or may not still run "structural integrity tests".

That's what the mature me calls them. The kid calls them "Skittle vs Skittle Squish Competitions".

CAR_IS_MI > camaroboy68ss
04/25/2014 at 16:47

Shutup and turn that light off three times.

CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
04/25/2014 at 16:48

Kinja'd!!!

CAR_IS_MI > Spoon II
04/25/2014 at 16:49

It's glorious. I will also be in a sugar educed coma in roughly 17 minutes.

505Turbeaux > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:50

yes, but weirder. My friend who I dropped with had to do an excercise where he got blindfolded and had to go in the middle of a circle of people and find the person calling for him. Yeah that didnt go as well as my skittles experience...

jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:50

Hahaha,

Do you want to watch teletubbies with me?

Brian, The Life of > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:51

I thought everyone did this. Personally, I start with red, then purple, then yellow (a nice palate cleanser), then green and, finally my favorite, orange for dessert :D

CAR_IS_MI > 505Turbeaux
04/25/2014 at 16:52

CAR_IS_MI > jkm7680
04/25/2014 at 16:53

That shows for babies. Plus, Spongebob is on.

CAR_IS_MI > Brian, The Life of
04/25/2014 at 16:54

Red is always last. green goes first. unless were talking about the skittles that come in a purple bag.

jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:56

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

jkm7680 > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:57

Hahahaha, Time to roll out in my Fisher Price Atv.

Brian, The Life of > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:57

NON-RED BAG SKITTLES LIE AND ARE DEAD TO ME!

Just4GP > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 16:58

I do that with Skittle all the time. Though it's usually right before I mix them (in separate containers/flasks) with vodka. Skittles Vodka is amazing.

There's more to the process, but what you've done there my friend is the first step.

CAR_IS_MI > Brian, The Life of
04/25/2014 at 17:00

Non-red-bag-skittles: Only once.

CAR_IS_MI > Just4GP
04/25/2014 at 17:00

Is the second step: Eat the Skittles. Because that's what I did.

Brian, The Life of > CAR_IS_MI
04/25/2014 at 17:02

Right? You have any idea how traumatic it was for me to think I was getting orange and actually got mango-melon or some such abomination?!

CAR_IS_MI > Brian, The Life of
04/25/2014 at 17:06

They had blue ones too. I was like WTF.